Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Breaking News

It's as if ol' Big Ben Roethlisberger himself knew we started this little friend called WIHP. In a way of showing his appreciation for us, he gave this nice gem to help get us started. Ben all of us here at WIHP just want to say thank you, your freakishly-large head and the odd spelling of your name have all been building for this... one...defining... moment. We don't make the news at WIHP, we report it, very biasedly. With a direct correlation always swaying to the people of...anywhere but Pittsburgh.



http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/07/21/roethlisberger.ap/index.html

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Douche bag #1 of thousands

Red Rover said...

Welcome to the blogosphere. Pittsburgh hate is a most welcome phenomenon, and this blog a most welcome presence. Feel free to stop by and share the hate at the DC Landing Strip anytime.

Also, Crosby fondles nutsack.

Anonymous said...

I love how 99% of Pittsburgh fans don't even live in Pittsburgh.. Doesn't seem like a coincidence to me.

Anonymous said...

umm i feel it's important to note that biasedly is not actually a word. nice job moron, you really give this trash blog an immediate credibility.

Paint Drinking Pete said...

And of course, ESPN has ignored this story...

Why I Hate Pittsburgh said...

Biased:

adjective
-having or showing bias or prejudice: They gave us a biased report on immigration trends.

Also, especially British, biassed.

Origin:
1605–15; bias + -ed 2

Related forms:

bi⋅ased⋅ly; especially British

Source:
biasedly. (n.d.). Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1). Retrieved July 21, 2009, from Dictionary.com website: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/biasedly

Circle Jerkin' in Ovie Jerseys said...

And that makes you especially British?

Anonymous said...

It makes it an especially british word... which is classy.

DKW said...

What are the chances that Worthlessburger sexually harassed the fat chick in the picture two posts below? I'd say about 3000%...

@DKW said...

Not really a fair accusation. I'd say anyone in the same room as her whether intentional or not, had the same odds, lol

DC said...

100% chance he sexually harrassed the fattie and worst part is.. it is his cousin.

Anonymous said...

You idiots make me love Pittsburgh that much more. The fact that you hate us so much brings a smile to my face everyday because we get to you that bad.

Pittsburgh doesn't hate DC nearly as bad. I guess thats mostly because we beat you in every sport.

CITY OF CHAMPIONS BABY

Anonymous said...

CITY OF CHAMPIONS

Frank said...

I lived in Pittsburgh for ten years, the worst ten years of my life. That city is a giant shit hole. The only reason the sports teams are good is because all the do-nothing losers there put all of their welfare money into buying ugly ass yellow and black shit-stain jerseys. Of course Ben raped that women. Seriously, who would sleep with that goober of their own free will. Poopy pants Ben got caught, Ha! He's a classic "Of Mice and Men" example. Too stupid to control his load ladened pants. Boom!