Monday, July 20, 2009

It Has Begun

To future followers and potential lovers:



Today on this 40th anniversary of the moon walking, we have rejuvenated the American spirit and decided that there is one city that simply cannot go on. Their overly proud fans have planted the seed for this website, and although we loathe you, we thank you in such a way that words cannot describe. Because today ladies and gentlemen we give you.... Why I hate Pittsburgh. Tell your stories, embrace other cities, but remember this one thing.... Pittsburgh sucks. Also Sidney Crosby is not the best two way center... maybe the best two way lover?

19 comments:

tecmo said...

Also Sidney Crosby is not the best two way center

No one says this

Start a Why I Hate Mike Richards blog if this is the root of your disdain.

Brad said...

Don't hate Pittsburgh because you are the fat girl in the picture

Clay said...

lol, atleast pay for your site and look legit.

steelerbeach said...

I feel kinda sorry for you. You are a LOOOOOOOOOOSER. Football, Hockey and life.

If you had a life, you'd come up with a better idea for a blog that sounds like an adult wrote it instead of a 12 yr. old.

michael said...

I hate pittsburgh! The city is nice but very disrespectful people! No wonder why its called pissburgh. And when the squeelers start sucking ass the city will get quiet, let's face it that's all the city has going for them besides a few lite up builings at night! Can't go there for an nfl game because of the rude and arrogant fans. The other teams loose on purpose so they can hurry and get the hell out of there.that's all I got to say about pissburgh

Jacks said...

It took you over a month after the Pens win the Cup to come up with this gem of blog? How about a "Why I'm so lazy" blog?

Sure the 40th anniversary of the walk on the moon has many ties to the burgh (none?) but this just looks to me like someone trying too hard to get on Fanarchy.

tecmo said...

The city is nice but very disrespectful people! No wonder why its called pissburgh. And when the squeelers start sucking ass the city will get quiet, let's face it that's all the city has going for them besides a few lite up builings at night! Can't go there for an nfl game because of the rude and arrogant fans.

FAIL on an epic level. You justified your hate with a scenario that hasn't happened. That's like a blackhole of asshatedness. Go back to being an idiot

Paint Drinking Pete said...

As a fan of the Baltimore Ravens, Washington Capitals, and West Virginia Mountaineers, just let me say that I find your ideas intriguing and that I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

WidespreadPanek said...

Why do I hate Pittsburgh?

Because half of the comments on here are asshats from that very city...or frontrunning douches who have never been there who come out of the woodwork to F up my football Sundays.

That and the fact that I happen to root for the Ravens and Capitals. I think the first product you offer should be black and gold toilet paper.

tecmo said...

...or frontrunning douches who have never been there who come out of the woodwork to F up my football Sundays.

Your football Sundays suck. Get new friends.

I love how these Pittsburgh haters root for teams owned by Art "The Franchise Mover" Modell and Ted "put me in the spotlight" Leonsis.

But Pittsburgh sucks

Awesome.

WidespreadPanek said...

...and I love it that so many of you felt the need to vacate your craphole of a city to annoy the rest of us. if pittsburgh was so great, there wouldn't be so many of you everywhere else, now would there?

Anonymous said...

Widespread- You should stop trying to look cool smoking a cigar in your corny picture. You look like a complete tool. You need laid but judging by your face... that doesn't happen much.

I love the fact you probably cry yourself to sleep because of Pittsburgh. I live in the shithole of DC currently. Only good thing about this city is watching the Pens destroy the Crapitals and the Steelers walking on the Deadskins. But then again, there really aren't any real DC fans.

WidespreadPanek said...

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/07/21/complaint-gets-very-specific-regarding-interaction-between-mcnulty-roethlisberger/

Have fun with that, "anonymous".

If DC is such a shithole, you can always head back to Pittsburgh and have Big Ben "fix your TV".

tecmo said...

Widespread -

From your same source

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/07/21/questions-arise-regarding-mcnultys-psychiatric-care/

CIVIL suit, from a woman with obvious mental problems.

Fail for you.

Anonymous said...

Is it frustrating only being able to name 3 players on your favorite hockey team and two others in the league, while you call yourself a fan?

You Caps/Skins DC residents are all the same. You don't know shit about any team other than your own. I bet you can't even come up with the other teams in the Southeast division. I'm not even a Steeler's fan, but you can't argue that they have won the most Lombardi trophies and are the reigning Champs, which would make them the best team.

You've let our nation's capital be overrun with crime and filth, but you think its cool to make fun of people from a proud, hardworking blue collar city. How can you brag about your city, when odds are you probably don't even speak the primary language spoken there?

WidespreadPanek said...

Regardless of how it turns out, the story is out there, and thus entitles us Ravens fans to mock Big Ben mercilessly. FAIL? I think not. You can dismiss it all you want, but right now Ben is the laughingstock of the sports world.

She's a looker, ain't she!????
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/andrea_mcnulty

Another reason to hate Pittsburgh- the whole "you're not real fans" bullshit. You wave your towels around and act like assholes and think that somehow makes you better and more knowledgeable than the rest of us. Fucktards.

Yet another reason- the fact that your "go-to" when making fun of Baltimore is crime. Oooh, really original there, yins. I'm sure your city is a pristine beacon of fucking paradise.

Glad you all like to keep busy by scouring the internet for anti Pittsburgh blogs and teaching them a lesson, you proud sons of the Allegheny. Well done.

tecmo said...

Yet another reason- the fact that your "go-to" when making fun of Baltimore is crime. Oooh, really original there, yins. I'm sure your city is a pristine beacon of fucking paradise.

It's Yinz. With a Z.

No one is saying Pittsburgh is any better/worse crime-wise. But until there are television shows using the known crime of Pittsburgh like there is for Baltimore, then that will still be relevant against Baltimore.

Another reason to hate Pittsburgh- the whole "you're not real fans" bullshit. You wave your towels around and act like assholes and think that somehow makes you better and more knowledgeable than the rest of us.

That makes no sense. Again, your friends suck if this is the people you hang out with or associate with. If you want to judge an entire fanbase based on one or few relative instances, then that's your prerogative. Just like how people from other cities hold crime as a slight against Baltimore. Not everyone does it, but you're taking the selective opinion of a small number of people to define an entire group. In which case, you've painted both of these last two quoted theories into a corner.

Glad you all like to keep busy by scouring the internet for anti Pittsburgh blogs and teaching them a lesson, you proud sons of the Allegheny. Well done.

Actually found it because Steinberg linked it on his twitter. Which probably caused the "high level of popularity" that this blog owner is enjoying. Still not sure why he'd link to this dump. Is it better that you lurk on a brand-new anti-Pittsburgh blog as a Pittsburgh hater? One would think it would be better to just have your own blog...which apparently you did...before dying out after ~40 posts and a loss to the Pens.

So it just sounds like you're bitter about the Pens. Get over it and support your city/teams rather than bitching about another's.

Cityofwhat oh thats right said...
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Cityofwhat oh thats right said...

Hmm lets see... I wrote a blog that 10 people follow... i make fun of things like yinz and cant spell it right. There are more people bashing me for making a dumb blog then people actually bashing what my blog is about. I can use paint to make pictures cause I cant really find any pictures that make fun of pittsburgh.... yep I see this blog going places.... or i can see no one following this in about 2 days.