Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Enemies List...

Even though we are only a few hours old, I feel that our popularity has skyrocketed (or completely plummetted depending on your take w/ comments). However, I did want to introduce WIHP's enemy, list. These faces have associated themselves within the "Tri Rivers of Evil" and now must forever be the subject to our loyalty of hate. Now this will change periodically (and by change, we mean updating). Just a disclaimer, you might be a terrific person, but if you are a resident, bandwagoner, or an association of the "Tri Rivers of Evil," this is about you.
















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37 comments:

DC said...

Man.. Malkin is Shrek (the resemblance is unreal) and he also takes A.O.'s sloppy seconds, no shocker there.

Anonymous said...

why didnt you include the 6 super bowl rings as reasons why you hate pittsburgh? or the 3 stanley cups?

Anonymous said...

Who won the Stanley Cup first? I dont recall the caveman doing it.

Aaron said...

Anonymous, this is yet another reason to hate Shittsburgh. All you ever talk about is how many Super Bowl rings you win. No one cares. Just because you get lucky, or can buy talent, or have ref's calls go your way doesn't make you a good city.

tecmo said...

or can buy talent

WRONG

I'm still waiting on the funny. All that's been posted is the same tired cliches.

Malk isn't Shrek. Malk is Pink Floyd when Pink has no eyebrows in The Wall.

tecmo said...

Even though we are only a few hours old, I feel that our popularity has skyrocketed

That's directly from the post.

this is yet another reason to hate Shittsburgh. All you ever talk about is how many Super Bowl rings you win. No one cares.

That's from the comments.

So Pittsburgh sucks because we acknowledge our team's accomplishments, but this blog doesn't suck when it recognizes it's own and fondles itself to the wish of massive traffic surges.

I'm way confused.

Caps Nut said...

Funny how these proud Pittsburgh fans (note we didn't say residents, those who actually live in Pittsburgh are incapable of finding a website like this) aren't willing to sign their names to their comments???

Anyway, keep up the good work though we also think that Mary-OH! and Jagirl belongs on the enemies list.

Anonymous said...

so your name is caps nut?

Mr. Sarcasm said...

This could be the smartest and most honest blog I have ever seen. Lets start with the pictures that prove Pittsburgh Sucks. First we got the terrible towel which is a joke. I mean who likes towels....idiots LOL!!! Second, we have Big Ben and you smartly photoshopped the words "Not Good" (Genius by the way)on the photo. Which is so true. Ben is awful. Just because in 5 years in the NFL he has got to the playoffs 4 times, the AFCC Game 3 times, and won a Superbowl 2 times means nothing. He sucks. Just cause he has more wins than any other quarterback in his first 5 years doesn't mean anything. Next we got Sidney Crosby. Come on how hard is it to be the youngest captain ever to win the Stanley Cup. The youngest player ever to win the scoring title in ANY OF THE 4 MAJOR SPORTS. I mean he got lucky on atleast 90 of those points that year. Next is Geno Malkin is is nothing compared to Ovechkin. I mean who lead the league in points this year? Oh Malkin? Well who had more GOALS. Cause that is what is really important. Any idiot could lead the league in points, lead the playoffs in points, and help your team win a stanley cup....it takes a real man to lead the league in goals! I just wanted to add my insite on those things. Also to Aaron who said the Steelers bought talent. Great point. I mean the NFL should adopt some type of CAP for the SALARY so teams can't spend more money than other teams to buy championships. Anyway all of you are extremely knowledgable and don't come off as jealous and probody virgins at all. I hope none of you accidently drive your car under a gas truck where you explode and nobody can find the remains. Truly Yours....Mr. Sarcasm

Spleenman11 said...

ben roethlisberger is an average quarterback. I am so sick of idiot pittsburgh fans defending him by saying he wins. maybe it didnt occur to you that you have a had a dominating defense that has covered his back his entire career. he had the worst performance by a qb in a super bowl EVER. he is the only qb to win multiple super bowls and not have a super bowl mvp. he sucks. he doesnt even have a 2:1 td interception ratio for his career. there are at least 10 qbs better than him in the nfl, and if the steelers had any one of them, they would probly win the super bowl ever year. to repeat: ben roethlisberger is not good because he wins because his defense is awesome and he is average.

tecmo said...

ben roethlisberger is an average quarterback. I am so sick of idiot pittsburgh fans defending him by saying he wins. maybe it didnt occur to you that you have a had a dominating defense that has covered his back his entire career.

Ben accounted for ALL the yards on a sub-2 minute, 80+ yard, Super-Bowl winning drive after the defense let Larry Fitzgerald easily score to give up the lead in the final minutes.

The ignorance in your comment is unreal.

Spleenman11 said...

ben roethlisberger would not have had the opportunity to do any of that shit if james harrison didnt save his ass and make the greatest play in super bowl history

Spleenman11 said...

why dont you talk about his awesome game in super bowl XL where he tried to single-handedly lose the steelers the game and didnt even get in the endzone on his td rush

Spleenman11 said...

holmes probly didnt even get 2 feet down either

Spleenman11 said...

and i also cant believe your trying to throw your d under the bus so support ben. typical zombie steeler fan idiocracy. larry fitz scored that td becuase hes really good not because your d played badly

Anonymous said...

Haha I sense A LOT of sour grapes in this little bloggers mind.

To say Malkin takes AO's seconds...well if you type those two names in youtube, it's pretty obvious the results -- Malkin absolutely crushing Ovechkin while he tried to line him up.

Some clown posted the picture of the terrible towel. A bit hypocritical might we say? Well since you must be new to sports and the fact that you don't pay attention to anything, the caps fans wore red and many waved red towels during their playoff run. So your picture their is simply facetious. Well put by the way Mr. Sarcasm -- loved it.

I don't even care much for the Steelers, but your excuses...they win because they're lucky and can buy talent? That might be the two most ridiculous points ever. The NFL has a cap so you can't just "buy talent" and luck doesn't get you through a season and the entire playoffs. Everyone who read your comment is now dumber after doing so. I award you zero points and may God have mercy on your soul. Ridiculous, really. This place is run by a bunch of children.

O and no I'm not signing up for this garbage so I will be put as anonymous but you can mark it down that my name is Jon Brennan and yes, you've just been told.

DC said...

"To say Malkin takes AO's seconds...well if you type those two names in youtube, it's pretty obvious the results -- Malkin absolutely crushing Ovechkin while he tried to line him up."

Yeah that's why Malkin's with A.O.'s ex woman. And why Ovie has 2 MVPs to Malkin's zero..

DC Sucks said...

I love that DC people hate Pittsburgh so much to make a full blog of it.... pathetic

Pittsburgh on the other hand could care less about DC

CITY OF CHAMPIONS said...

Wow your photoshopping skills are SICK...

Pittsburgh builds champions
DC destroys them

Randle El- Super Bowl Champ to Zero

Gonchar-Stanley Cup Failure to Champion

Ovie- Zero Stanley Cups

Crosby/Malkin- Stanley Cup Champions

Big Ben- 2 Super Bowl Rings

Campbell- Borderline Starter

Anonymous said...

I think it is fucking hilarious getting all these pittsburgh fans riled up. If you don't give a shit, why spend so much time on the defensive? Get a life and stop wasting your making up gripes about stuff that is openly true

DC said...

Deep down though, I really wish I was from Pittsburgh. I guess I'm a little jealous.

Tom said...

Unlike DC, people from Pittsburgh actually like their city....

Anonymous said...

This just in...

Malkin's girlfriend responded to the question "Are Malkin's sloppy seconds just as good as AO's?"

'She responded by saying, "What seconds? Alex could only get it half way up...kinda like in the playoffs. Geno was able to "raise" it so it's more like fantastic firsts'

tecmo said...

ben roethlisberger would not have had the opportunity to do any of that shit if james harrison didnt save his ass and make the greatest play in super bowl history

That's a hypothetical. There was no guarantee that AZ would score there. You've based your argument on something that didn't happen.

and i also cant believe your trying to throw your d under the bus so support ben. typical zombie steeler fan idiocracy. larry fitz scored that td becuase hes really good not because your d played badly

I never throw my team under the bus. Just pointing out the ignorance in the comment that "the D saved his ass" or whatever.

And go ahead and point to Ben's stats In XL...IN WHICH HE HAS A RING. Cos the D and the refs made a 3rd and 28 completion happen to Hines. And the D and refs sprung Willie on the longest run in Super Bowl history.

But I'm sure YOUR QB has done much better in the Super Bowl in the time since. Unless his name ends in Manning, you have no argument.

Spleenman11 said...

sure ben has rings, but by your logic everyone on the steelers is better than everyone on any other team that doesnt have a ring. most pittsburgh fans dont have the ability to objectively evaluate their players because they think just cuz you have a ring your good. all that means is your TEAM was better than every other team. im sure you probly think heath miller is better than jason whitten and chris cooley because he has 2 rings right?

Spleenman11 said...

i would also be able to say my qb has done much better in the super bowl if his last name ended in warner, brady, delhomme, johnson and mcnair

but youre right, big ben is better than jason campbell. at least he can hang his hat on that.

tecmo said...

i would also be able to say my qb has done much better in the super bowl if his last name ended in warner, brady, delhomme, johnson and mcnair

If you're a fantasy football fan, you argument might work. But even then, the Super Bowl isn't factored into any fantasy season.

I watch the NFL. The point of the game is to win. Ben's done that better than anyone in his first 5 years. Even Brady.

It's not hard logic to follow.

Spleenman11 said...

you really are this dumb arent you? first of all, bens TEAM has done this well his first 5 years. again, in no way does this make him good, it makes him the qb of a good team. 2nd, to say that is a better winner than brady the first 5 years of his career is probably one of the dumbest things of ever heard, even coming from a steelers fan. tom brady won 3 super bowls in his 1st 4 years as a starter, and he was good every year, really good the year they beat philly. please do not respond this because you are retarded and know very little about what it takes for a team to win a football game and i have nothing more to say to you.

tecmo said...

You tried to justify your argument by saying that losing QBs with better stats are better than Ben. That's the idiocy. On any plane of existence, your argument is flawed.

I never said Ben was a better quarterback, fundamentally, than Brady, or any prototypical passer. But you cannot deny that he's won more games than anyone...that is absolute fact. This isn't my opinion.

If you've never watched the Steelers, that's fine, but don't make asinine blanket statements about the team winning all the games for him. If you watch the team, you'd know how many games were won thanks only to Ben, when the rest of his offense let him down. The D might be amazing, but amazing only gets you a certain amount of points.

Don't tell me when to quit my defense of my team, you narcissistic, self-righteous clown. Your argument sounds like a jealous wannabe.

Again, tell me who YOUR QB is, rather than justifying your take with guys who have lost in the big game.

Or...as I've said countless times...PUT YOUR ENERGY INTO SUPPORTING YOUR OWN TEAM RATHER THAN SHITTING ON OTHER TEAMS. I really don't know why going onto a thread to shit on a team is better than taking pride in your own. Get a life.

Anonymous said...

haha tecmo you just admitted that his argument shits on yours

tecmo said...

how?

y'all are dense

Spleenman11 said...

i promised myself i wouldnt respond to you anymore, but i just cant help myself.

i go to west virginia. i had the priveledge of watching all 19 steelers games this year. in particular, i remember the redskins game when you attempted a pretty stupid onside kick on the kickoff. i remember next possesion ben threw an int first play. i remember both times your defense stopped us in our tracks and held us to 2 fgs. i remember ben giftwrapping a int for a td that carlos rogers dropped. i remember countless other games where your defense bailed ben out and allowed him to be in poistion to win games.

i will give you two things: ben does make plays at the end of games that most other qbs dont make, and the point of football is to win. the ONLY point i have tried to make this whole argument is that ben roethlisberger should not be given more credit than other qbs that ar better than him because his team wins more games, as many steelers fans and idiots like jim nantz and phil simms would have you believe. saying brady and others are better than ben but that ben has more wins is like saying a pitcher who went 15-10 with a 5.00 era is better than johan santana because santana had 14 wins and a 2.75 era. its beside the point COMPLETELY. if 2 qbs play eachother in a game, and one has 375 yards and 3 tds and the other has 250 yards and 1 td, but the guy with the worse stats's teams wins the game, the other qb is still so much fucking better than the qb that won. another aspect of enjoying the nfl is identifying which players are good and being entertained by their greatness, regardless of their team's record. if i was a steelers fans and i had 2 rings in 4 years, i would still write letters to dan rooney everyday pleading with him to go out and get a better qb, because i want my team to be as good as possible. you will always be able to come back at me and say ben won those rings for you, and thats always going to be true, but there will come a day when your defense is average and ben is still average as always, and youll go 8-8 or 7-9 and the people of pittsburgh will say, WHY ISNT BEN WINNING GAMES FOR US? and ill just laugh and say to myself, "because hes an average quaterback and he always will be."

tecmo said...

And I've watched Ben for his entire career. People shit on his Super Bowl XL stats (in which HE HAS A RING), but cleverly forget that he was the main reason we won 3 games on the road as a 6 seed against the top 3 seeds in the AFC to get to Detroit that year.

you will always be able to come back at me and say ben won those rings for you, and thats always going to be true, but there will come a day when your defense is average and ben is still average as always, and youll go 8-8 or 7-9 and the people of pittsburgh will say, WHY ISNT BEN WINNING GAMES FOR US?

This is what I have a problem with. All of the anti-Ben enthusiasts out there use made up scenarios to justify that Ben is an average QB. You have no way of knowing that Ben wouldn't step up even more if the D wasn't as solid as it is now. It's all wishful thinking on your part. I can counter by saying if and when the defense isnt't as good as it is now, Ben will rely on his knack of late-game heroics for the full 60 minutes...you know, mature his game since he's still such a young guy. Which one of us is wrong? We've both made counter arguments based on something that has never happened.

The Ben-haters just blind themselves by using these hypothicals with more frequency.

Anonymous said...

Yeah he willed his way to a win in Detroit like he willed his way to some ass in Lake Tahoe

Anonymous said...

This was taken right before Big Ben threw it in there!

Anonymous said...

http://wineandexcrement.com/pittsburgh-to-be-first-ever-third-world-host-of-g-20-summit/1617/

Anonymous said...

"but there will come a day when your defense is average and ben is still average as always, and youll go 8-8 or 7-9 and the people of pittsburgh will say, WHY ISNT BEN WINNING GAMES FOR US? and ill just laugh and say to myself, "because hes an average quaterback and he always will be.""

Ha Ha that day was this entire season. Yeah but I'm still confused why was Big Ben so bad when Palamalu was hurt? That dude was so damn right. Too bad this blog doesn't seem to be alive anymore.